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Q: Despite the fact Sausage Wars is free, I understand there are costs associated with developing and maintaining such a world class piece of software. I'd like to show my appreciation by making a small donation.

A: Excellent question. You can donate to Sausage Wars by clicking here.

Q: Are you lying about the whole DARPA thing on your About page?

A: No.

Q: I did some research and couldn't find an-

A: Well maybe you're not a very good researcher.

Q: I'm a vegetarian pacifist. Is Sausage Wars right for me?

A: Yes. This is often a source of confusion. Despite the name you do not actually have to eat a sausage or engage in actual warfare while playing.

Q: What's with the name, isn't it kind of . . .

A: I don't understand.

Q: You know. . .

A: . . .

Q: Kind of g-

A: Kind of German? Is that what you were going to say? Are you some kind of racist. Listen, I don't know what hang ups you're trying to project on us, but maybe you should look closely at yourself before trying to find fault with others.

Q: Sorry.

A: That's not a question, but we accept your apology.

Q: Given the current geo-political climate shouldn't Sausage Wars take a more contemporary look at global conflict?

A: We'd love to, but our primary concern is presenting the original Sausage Wars project in tact. In the future as we grow we will certainly consider it.